Syria is a non-sequitur, Afghanistan is another Eden, Iraq's just not happening fast enough, the early season hurricane's a bust, might as well drum-up some hot poop on Ukraine.
The latest? Poroschenko signed up for a dossier full of 'protocols' Eukrainia will have to develop, in order to start making the noises required to make it really 'European'. In the interim, that tweaked Putin's schnozzola, or so the Kyiv frei press would have us believe, so that's why the Russians continue to 'allow' fighters to enter eastern Ukraine to shoot at the good guys, and make the unilateral 'ceasefire' really unilateral.
Well no self-respecting president of a republic would stand for that, so the unilateral ceasefire is cancelled and the armored and artillery units moved into place, during the ceasefire, have the green light to really 'give it to them'.
Putin, inscrutable as always, reports that gas flows to western Europe continue at normal rates. He also 'demands' that 'Poro' and the patriots stop killing civilians. Well "Nyaaah .. nyaahh!" to him. The 'putler's ' days are numbered, don't we know.
To show that he is really and truly in Earnest, Poro dumped his Minister of Defense - mental problems caused by the stress of the war on terror - and a few of the high command - failure to supply the troops, etc. Poro's making a world class 'Eukrowehr' and the first thing it needs is a good 'deworming' - apparently the grafters and 'corruptors' that pollute the rest of EUkrainia, have the armed forces by the supply wagons - if they haven't sold them for kindling, or Romanian 'dancin' lay-deez'. Poroschenko won't have his men sleeping on sperm-filled mattresses and eating moldy bread in garbage-bag 'tents'. No sirree - so he's taking presidential command of the US-supplied MREs - they're only for the brave heroes of the 'Liquidation'.
The new guy at the Defense ministry , a former police colonel recently risen to high rank, is promising a cakewalk, followed by a vic'try parade ... in Sebastopol.
That world-class military IS going to be needed - even if Putin IS a putz.
THE 'ROYAL' CANADIAN.....the ravings of somebody who's been out in the 'Big White' too long.
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